Top 20 Funny Captions

  1. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
  2. It’s too “a.m.” for me.
  3. Reality called, so I hung up.
  4. How do I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
  5. I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
  6. Friday, my second favorite F word.
  7. I had fun once, it was horrible.
  8. After Tuesdays, even the calendar goes WTF.
  9. Nothing is lost until your mother can’t find it.
  10. If you fall, I will be there. Signed: Floor.
  11. I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
  12. I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!
  13. Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
  14. I am not lazy, I am just on save energy mode.
  15. Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
  16. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.
  17. Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one!
  18. I eat cake because it is somebody’s birthday somewhere!
  19. I like hashtags because they look like waffles.
  20. There is maybe no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
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