Notes Quotes, Captions, Sayings, SMS, Status and Messages

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“Notes Quotes, Sayings, Status and Captions”

1. The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks!
2. I still miss him, I miss him, and I’m missing him!
3. The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you!
4. One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry!
5. The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart!
6. The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs!
7. I miss your smile but I miss my own even more!
8. Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
9. When I joke they take it seriously! When I am serious they take it as a joke!!
10. The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza!
11. I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me alone!
12. Faces YOU Make ON the Toilet!
13. When you’re good, you’re good; when you’re awesome you’re me!
14. Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it!
15. Someday somewhere somehow I & you will be together!
16. When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm!
17. Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes!
18. That ‘Awesome moment’, when you see someone’s status and you know it’s aimed at you!
19. I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent!
20. Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!
21. I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged!
22. I don’t want to earn my living, I want to live!
23. Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you! Push and Pull!
24. I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag!
25. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
26. May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored!
27. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up!
28. I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror!
29. That Awesome Moment, When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places!! 😀
30. Yes, I agree! Mums can find everything! Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
31. Relationship Status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection!
32. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something!
33. I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it
34. Eight letters, three words, one regret! I miss you!
35. Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak!
36. Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones! You piece of shut!
37. I like crazy people, especially those who don’t see the risk!
38. God is really creative, i mean!!just look at me!
39. I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday!
40. That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favorite song 🙂
41. Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk!
42. People say laughter is the best medicine! Your face must be curing the world!
43. Justin Bibber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet!
44. It’s awesome!! When someone understands u more than u!!!
45. Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing!
46. That Amazing Moment!! When You Drop Your Phone!! But, The Headphones Save Its Life!
47. Best conversations always happen late in the night! !
48. Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you!
49. The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality!
50. Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up
51. The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do!
52. Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand!
53. That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks!! Than attenders!
54. The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching!
55. Sometimes all you need is love! Loll, just kidding, you need money!
56. I’m jealous of my parents; I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
57. Boohoo, that’s a bit too harsh! Let me put a ‘loll’ at the end of it!
58. Honesty is the best gift you can give!
59. The only normal people you know are the ones you don’t know very well!

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