Beard Quotes, Sayings, Status and Captions

Beard Quotes, Sayings, Status and Captions

“You don’t know the power of the beard.”

Beard:

A beard is the hair that becomes on the jaw, jaw, upper lip, lower lip, cheeks, and neck of people and some non-human creatures. In people, normally pubescent or grown-up guys can develop beards. A few ladies with hirsutism, a hormonal state of inordinate bushiness, may foster a beard.

“One can always trust a man with beard.”

Beard Quotes, Sayings, Status and Captions

  1. “Men who think beards are too itchy will find manhood too heavy.”
  2. “Don’t go shaving, fells.”
  3. “A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.”
  4. “I will never shave off my beard and mustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, ‘Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.”
  5. “I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.”
  6. “You don’t know the power of the beard.”
  7. “I really try to spend as little time as possible on grooming. I think if you have a good moisturizer and a solid razor to clean up the beard, you’re golden.”
  8. “I don’t work out much but my beard lifts hearts.”
  9. “By the power of Steven Wright’s Beard!”
  10. “I’m a pretty clean eater, so my beard probably just smells like the blood of my enemies, as usual.”
  11. “…’beard’ isn’t really a superpower.”
  12. “For those hard to reach places.”
  13. “Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.”
  14. “Licked and loaded.”
  15. “So good it’ll make you ink.”
  16. “She: “Shave your beard!” He: “I won’t. It’s growing on me.”
  17. “No self-respecting dwarf would trust his beard to another man’s hand.”
  18. “Don’t go shaving, fells.”
  19. “A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.”
  20. “A beard well lathered is half shaven.”
  21. “Now I know the difference between a father’s rough beard and a young man’s untried bristles.”
  22. “Many a time, you may not even have to speak, however difficult the situation; your goatee speaks for you.”
  23. “I would have unleashed my secret weapon.” She leaned in and whispered, “Operation Feel the Beard.”
  24. “Beard is like Niqab, that covers cheeks”
  25. “Beards – Saving the husband’s from ill-timed expressions since eternity.”
  26. “Keep calm and grow beard.”
  27. “You call it facial hair; I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.”
  28. “Hey there! I am using Beard.”
  29. “Beards…if she don’t love it, send her back.”
  30. ‘Beard madness.”
  31. “One can always trust a man with beard.”
  32. “If you don’t like my beard…..then leave me baby.”
  33. “Be bearded, be real means nod f*ck haters hard.”
  34. “Grow a beard. Then we’ll talk.”
  35. “Kissing a man without a beard is like drinking champagne without bubbles.”
  36. “The world is full of guys, be a man.”
  37. “With great Beard comes great responsibility!”
  38. “It’s not a beard; I’ve trained to sit very still. “
  39. “Man without a Beard is like as Cup of a Tea without sugar.
  40. “The only reason to shave your beard is the joy of growing it again.”
  41. “Beards make Guy Hotter.”
  42. “I don’t work out much but my beard lifts skirts.”
  43. “The beard tells the world that you spend more time, in Morning Prayer than morning primping.”
  44. “I believe in beards.”
  45. “A man without beard is like lion without mane.”
  46. “Pity the BEARDLESS!”
  47. “Grow what your father gave you.”
  48. “He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.”
  49. “Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.”
  50. “Growing a beard is a habit most natural, scriptural, manly and beneficial.”
  51. “Our character tells the world you are a real man. Your beard is mostly the exclamation point.”
  52. “Sum Guy’s wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard.”
  53. “I’m Sorry; I can’t hear you over my awesome beard.”
  54. “Beard under construction.”
  55. “Some fathers teach their sons to shave. Others teach them to be men.”
  56. “To be happy is to have a beard.”
  57. “Shave off your beard and wear a dress you would be a great female impersonator.”
  58. “A beard is a gift you give your face.”
  59. “Sometimes I think about shaving, but then I think, ‘NAH. I like my legs the way they are’.”
  60. “When a bearded man is around I can’t keep Calm.”
  61. “If your dad doesn’t have a beard, you’ve got two Mums.”
  62. “Beard sign of hotness.”
  63. “There’s a name for people without beards… WOMEN!”
  64. “Love my beard…#men thing.”
  65. “Any man can start a beard… A true man never finishes one.”
  66. “I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.”
  67. “Love your beard… It will love u back.”
  68. “Time is measured in days, weeks and beards…”
  69. “A full beard looks cool.”
  70. “I don’t have many hobbies, but my beard collects bras.”
  71. “I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.”
  72. “The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.”
  73. “There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.”
  74. “Your character tells the world you are a real man. Your beard is mostly the exclamation point.”
  75. “Beard is a responsibility because it’s a gift that is not given to everybody.”
  76. “Grow with care, wear with pride.”
  77. “Kissing a man without a beard is like drinking champagne without bubbles.”
  78. “Love your beard and it will love you back.”
  79. “Some guys wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard.”
  80. “One can always trust a man with a beard.”
  81. “I met god and He has a beard.”
  82. “So you don’t like my beard. It’s okay because I didn’t grow for you.”
  83. “Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.”
  84. “The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes the grown men. The earnest. The active. The vigorous.”
  85. “I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.”
  86. “Beards are the new six pack”
  87. “Beautiful women have curves and real men have beards.”
  88. “You don’t choose a beard, a beard chooses you.”
  89. “To be happy is to have a beard.”
  90. “True love is like a beard. It never ends, it only grows.”
  91. “When a bearded man is around I can’t keep calm.”
  92. “Kissing a man with a beard is like going to a picnic. You don’t mind going through a little bush to get there.”
  93. “I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, ‘Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.
  94. “Beards – saving the husband’s from ill-timed expressions since eternity.”
  95. I have the beard. Therefore, I make the rules.
  96. “You call it facial hair. I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.”
  97. “Ideas are born from a beard stroke.”
  98. “It’s good to have beardless friends.”
  99. “When you go out, people will assume you are their leader.”
  100. “Beards are an acquired taste. Don’t like them? Acquire some taste.”
  101. “Ladies if your man has a beard, raise your hand. If he doesn’t, raise your standards.”
  102. “I’m sorry; I can’t hear you over my awesome beard.”
  103. “Men who think beards are too itchy will find manhood too heavy.”
  104. “I don’t work out much but my beard lifts hearts.”
  105. “Don’t hate me because I’m beard! The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain a boyish look by shaving your face are truly a peculiar habit.”
  106. “You don’t know the power of the beard.”
  107. “When someone has a problem with your beard, remember that’s it’s not your problem.”
  108. “A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.”
  109. “A decent moustache can intimidate a man, while a great moustache can frighten an army.”
  110. “Not for a moment, beautiful aged Walt Whitman, have I failed to see your beard full of butterflies.”
  111. “I don’t like myself without a beard.”
  112. “You know what I like about a beard? You can always look contemplative.”
  113. “A full beard looks cool.”
  114. “If you want to grow a beard like mine, the only thing I can tell you is that you have to have patience. You just have to let it grow.”
  115. “It’s good to have some beardless friends so that people can tell them that you are their leader.”
  116. “You can keep your attitude. I’ll just keep my beard.”
  117. “Grow some beard and then we can talk.”
  118. “I love my beard more than anything in the world.”
  119. “Killer smile + Dark full beard = Deadly Combination.”
  120. “Long beard is one of the best things a man can have.”
  121. “There is something about growing a beard, only the ones who grow understand.”
  122. “Want a good looking face? Let your beard take over.”
  123. “Don’t care for the world. Only care for my beard.”
  124. “Beard love never ends, it only grows.”
  125. “Sometimes people judge you from your beard.”
  126.  “Keep calm and grow a beard.”
  127. “Sorry I can’t take you over my awesome beard.
  128. “Falling in love with my own beard.”
  129. “Fear the man who has a great beard.”
  130. “Best thing in the world? My beard.”
  131. “Just let it grow.”
  132. “Always trust a man with a beard.”
  133. “My beard, my pride.”
  134. “These aren’t just beard, these are emotions.”
  135. “Oh, it’s not just my beard, it’s my pride!”
  136. “Grow mode ON! ✔”
  137. “Not all gifts have to be given, some have to be grown.”
  138. “First you grow, and then you go with the flow.”
  139. “Dump The Razor. Grow on!”
  140. “I’ll let you play with my beard.”
  141. “What grows along goes along.”
  142. “I’m the main man.”
  143. “Great ideas are born from a beard stroke.”
  144. “Grown it long and strong. There’s no going back!”
  145. “Growing with pride, ruling with honor.”
  146. “Never break the beard-code.”
  147. “I don’t need a November to grow my beard.”
  148. “My beard, my swag!”
  149. “Wearing my pride.”
  150. “Grown it long and strong. There’s no going back!”
  151. “Every day is a good day when you have a beard.”
  152. “I’m sorry; I can’t hear you over my awesome beard.”
  153. “Ideas are born from a beard stroke.”
  154. “You don’t choose a beard, a beard chooses you.”
  155. “Men who think beards are too itchy will find manhood too heavy.”
  156. “I have the beard. Therefore, I make the rules.”
  157. “Beautiful women have curves and real men have beards.”
  158. “Kissing a man without a beard is like drinking champagne without bubbles.”
  159. “Time is measured in days, weeks and beards.”
  160. “A full beard looks cool.”
  161. “I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.”
  162. “Not for a moment, beautiful aged Walt Whitman, have I failed to see your beard full of butterflies.”
  163. “A decent moustache can intimidate a man, while a great moustache can frighten an army.”
  164. “No Shave November.”
  165. “Don’t be jealous, it’s my beard.”
  166. “Grow your beard as your pride.”
  167. “Man with Beard.”
  168. “Bushy Beard.”
  169. “Dared and Long Beard is awesome.”
  170. “A face without hair.”
  171. “Men without beard are not actually a man.”
  172. “Feel free to grow your beard.”
  173. “Sometimes I should shave but I don’t.”
  174. “I would like to grow my beard as long as my hair.”
  175. “I don’t like myself without a smile.”
  176. “Selfie with Beard.”
  177. “This is my Beard oil.”
  178. “BEARD LOVE.”
  179. “My beard is my pride.”
  180. “Feel the Beard.”
  181. “Gear your Beard.”
  182. “Having beard needs care.”
  183. “Don’t be jealous dude, use beard oil.”
  184. “Don’t take favor just grow your beard.”
  185. “Bearded face is always awesome.”
  186. “Beard needs lots of care to maintain.”
  187. “Long and Black Beard.”
  188. “Beard is a new trend.”
  189. “No shave for a year.”
  190. “Having a cool beard is really COOL.”
  191. “Grow some beard dude then we’ll talk.”
  192. “Moustache or Beard. DECIDE.”
  193. “Classy look, classy beard, classy style, classy personality.”
  194. “Don’t take favor just grow your beard.”
  195. “Bearded face is always awesome.”
  196. “Wait! Beard takes time to come out.”
  197. “Long or short doesn’t matter. But beard matters.”
  198. “Beard is not a boy thing.”
  199. “Beard needs care.”
  200. “Don’t know the real power of the beard.”
  201. “Sometimes beard comes between a cute kiss.”
  202. “Sometimes you can shave your Beard.”
  203. “Don’t get bored of your beard.”
  204. “Shaving is not my thing.”
  205. “Things get old not a beard.”
  206. “Short beard looks cute.”
  207. “Bright face with Dark Beard.”
  208. “Feel the hair grows some beard.”
  209. “I love to shave my head but not my face.”
  210. “Scientifically proved that beard has soo many benefits.”
  211. “Clean shave is like a blue moon to me.”
  212. “Have you ever shaved your head?”
  213. “Never know the reason of my long beard.”
  214. “Keep calm and clean shave your beard.”
  215. “Friends call me a bushy man but
  216. They’ll never know the happiness of beard.”
  217. “If you have a problem with my beard… Sorry friend I didn’t grow it for you.”
  218. “I can’t keep calm when I see a bearded man around.”
  219. “Buy some beard kit if you want to grow your beard as mine.”
  220. “I can’t shave off beard from my face because behind my beard there is a kid which I hate the most.”
  221. “You don’t choose a beard, beard chooses you.”
  222. “Always trust a man with a beard.”
  223. “Man with a beard is a real man.”
  224. “When I don’t shave for a long time and think about shaving… then I approach myself to not to shave for long hair.”
  225. “Bearded guy can easily set a girl.”
  226. “Let your beard RULE..!.”
  227. “Never Clean or trim your pride… always wear your pride on your face.”
  228. “Beard is a cute gift you give to your face.”
  229. “Sometimes I Think About Shaving”
  230. “Grow A Beard Then We’ll Talk”
  231. “Every Beard Needs A Beauty”
  232. “Every time a Man Shaves, an Angel Loses its wings”
  233. “Without #Beard I Hate Myself”
  234. “Beard Making Ugly man Handsome since the beginning of time.”
  235. “Busy with Beard.”
  236. “Obey the Beard”
  237. “Keep calm and grow beard”
  238. “A Full Beard Looks Cool”
  239. “I Never Had Long Hair Before I Got Busted. I Never Had A Beard Before I Got Busted”
  240. “Women Have Curves And Real Men Have Beards”
  241. “Beard-Lover”
  242. “I Like Men with Beards.”
  243. “Fear the Beard”
  244. “In Beards I believe”
  245. “A beard is a gift you give your face.”
  246. “Fear the Beard”
  247. “I know you are looking at my beard.”
  248. “With great Beard comes great responsibility!!!!”
  249. “Long live the beard.”
  250. “Kissing A Man without A Beard Is Like Drinking Champagne without Bubbles!!”
  251. “Guys wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard!!”
  252. “The only reason to shave your beard is the joy of growing it again!!!”
  253. “Happiness is… stroking your beard!!”
  254. “You Don’t Know The Power of The Beard!!”
  255. “Don’t be jealous, it’s my beard!!”
  256. “Ideas Are Born from A Beard Stroke.”
  257. “I’m Sorry, I Can’t Hear You over My Awesome Beard.”
  258. “Time is measured in days, weeks and beards.”
  259. “Shaving Your Beard Is Like Golfing at Night You Will Surely Lose Your Balls.”
  260. “True Love story is like a beard of men. It never ends, it only grows…!”
  261. “You know what I like about a beard? You can always look contemplative.”
  262. “Shave off your beard and wear a dress”
  263. “Love your man love his beard”
  264. “Beards are the new six packs”
  265. “Kissing a man without a beard is like drinking champagne without bubbles”
  266. “A beard is a gift you give your face”
  267. “There’s a name for people without beards… WOMEN”
  268. “Sum Guy’s wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard”
  269. “Hey there! I am using Beard”
  270. “Is Beard…Being Loved…?”
  271. “I don’t have many hobbies, but my beard collects bras.”
  272. “To be happy is to have a beard.”
  273. “Any man can start a beard… A true man never finishes one.”
  274. “Love my beard…#men thing”
  275. “Beard is better than having a girlfriend.”
  276. “True love is like a beard. It never ends, it only grows.”
  277. “Some fathers teach their sons to shave… Others teach them to be men.”
  278. “Happiness is a warm beard.”
  279. “Real women love beards.”
  280. “Trust me I have a beard.”
  281. “Hey there! I am using Beard.”
  282. “Grow a beard. Then we’ll talk.”
  283. “Time is measured in days, weeks and beards.”
  284. “Sometimes I think about shaving.”
  285. “A full beard looks cool.”
  286. “Beard madness.”
  287. “I don’t work out much but my beard lifts skirts.”
  288. “Beard sign of hotness.”
  289. “Do you want a moustache?”
  290. “Bearded man does it better.”
  291. “I’m a classic man.”
  292. “I touch beards on the first date.”
  293. “Beard rule, if you touch my beard, I will touch your butt”
  294. “Love your man love his beard”
  295. “No beard no thanks”
  296. “Girls get weird for guys with beards”
  297. “There’s a place for men without beards it’s called the lady’s room”
  298. “Grow What Your Father Gave You”
  299. “Time Is Measured In Days, Weeks And Beards”
  300. “Love My Beard…#Men Thing”
  301. “Keep Calm And Grow Beard”
  302. “Beard Sign Of Hotness”
  303. “Hey There! I Am Using Beard”
  304. “Pity the BEARDLESS!!”
  305. “To Be Happy Is To Have A Beard”
  306. “A Beard Is A Gift You Give Your Face”
  307. “Sometimes I Think About Shaving,
  308. But Then I Think, ‘NAH. I Like My Legs the Way They Are’”
  309. “Kissing A Man With A Beard Is A Lot Like Going To A Picnic… You Don’t Mind Going Through A Little Brush To Get There.”
  310. “To Be Happy Is To Have A Beard.”
  311. “My face is well hung”
  312. “Beard is the answer. The question doesn’t matter. ”
  313. “Beards are an acquired taste. If you don’t like them acquire some taste. ”
  314. “Be you, Be BEARDORBLE”
  315. “One ‘Beard’ to rule them all”
  316. “Don’t be a slave to the shave”
  317. “Beard’ it’s a statement”
  318. “Beard it is man’s mane”
  319. “Life is better with a beard”
  320. “Happiness is feeling the wind through your beard”
  321. “I Would Give Up My First Born Son, Before I Give Up My Beard.”
  322. “Make beard, not war.”
  323. “The only reason to shave your beard is the joy of growing it again.”
  324. “All the men in my family were born bearded, and most of the women.”
  325. “He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.”
  326. “Kissing a man with a beard is like going to a picnic. You don’t mind going through a little bush to get there.”
  327. “Beards – saving the husband’s from ill-timed expressions since eternity.”
  328. “If you want to grow a beard like mine, the only thing I can tell you is that you have to have patience. You just have to let it grow.”
  329. “A decent mustache can intimidate a man, while a great mustache can frighten an army.”
  330. “Your character tells the world you are a real man.” Your beard is mostly the exclamation point.”
  331. “When someone has a problem with your beard, remember that’s it’s not your problem.”
  332. “Not for a moment, beautiful aged Walt Whitman, have I failed to see your beard full of butterflies.”
  333. “I don’t like myself without a beard.”

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